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Seinfeld by AI: "The Metamorphic"

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  INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY Jerry is sitting on the couch, flipping through a book, while George is standing near the kitchen counter, holding a strange-looking device. JERRY: What's that thing, George? GEORGE: It's a new invention, Jerry! It's called the "Morph-O-Matic." You attach it to your body, and it changes your appearance, like those face-swapping apps. Jerry looks skeptical. JERRY: Isn't that a bit extreme, George? What if it gets stuck? GEORGE: Don't worry, Jerry! It's perfectly safe. Besides, imagine the possibilities. We can become anyone we want! Kramer bursts through the door, holding a copy of William S. Burroughs' "Naked Lunch." KRAMER: Jerry! George! You won't believe what I just found! A hidden message in Burroughs' book! JERRY: Oh, great. Another conspiracy theory. KRAMER: No, Jerry, this is real! It says, "Morph-O-Matic. Embrace the transformation! George's eyes widen as he looks at Jerry. GEORG